by Jonny Aitken | Apr 20, 2026
Exhibit 001: C.ELLA – Money Laundering (s327 Proceeds of Crime Act) SEIZING OFFICER: Det. J. Fyvie STATUS: CLASSIFIED / DECONSTRUCTED FIAT CASE NOTES: “They think they can wash the dirt off their hands if they just scrub hard enough. The suspect was...
by Nigel Russell | Apr 3, 2026
Claim your Sticker Pack WELCOME TO THE MARGINS – CITIZEN WARNING: REPORT ANY UNAUTHORISED TRANSACTIONS ALL RESTRICTIONS ARE FOR THE GOOD OF THE POPULACE The Story: The world didn’t collapse under bombs or asteroids. It was sold off, line by line, under the quiet...
by Jonny Aitken | Apr 3, 2026
EXHIBIT 004: P. GEPPETTO – OFFENCE: Forgery (s.1 Forgery and Counterfeiting Act). PLEASE NOTE THIS IS A PRE SALE ACQUISITION. THE EXHIBIT IS CURRENTLY UNDERGOING FINAL PROCESSING AND WILL SHIP SECURELY WITH FULL FORENSIC HARDWARE (INCLUDING UV TORCH) THE WEEK OF...
by Jonny Aitken | Mar 12, 2026
BEAUTIFUL LIES STATUS: AVAILABLE MEDIUM: Mixed Media, Plaster, Oil, Acrylic, and Aerosol on Wood. THE NARRATIVE: “Beautiful Lies.” We are addicted to the comfort of a well-told deception. The truth is sharp, ugly, and unprofitable. A beautiful lie is a...
by Jonny Aitken | Mar 6, 2026
ASSET DESIGNATION: “SOME PEOPLE JUST WANT TO WATCH THE WORLD BURN” (Original Canvas) STATUS: SOLD 🔴 MEDIUM: Mixed Media, Plaster, Oil, Acrylic, and Aerosol on Wood. THE NARRATIVE: “Some people just want to watch the world burn.” It is the...
